you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
I woke up 2 hours ago and I still have an hour until I need to get up for work. I was asleep just shy of 3 hours. Today probably won’t be good. At least we’re having a potluck at work.
The next week or 2 is going to be terrible, but terrible in a way I can do nothing about and will just have to ride out. And this weekend is going to start it all off with a terrible bang.